Fund Daddy presents
The funding factory.
Four lines running, more being installed. Follow one plain file through the mint and watch it come out money.
Stop one · Intake
Put in whatever.
Napkin plan, shoebox ledger, half a dream: the hopper takes it. No credit pull at the door.
Stop two · Routing
Every file finds its chute.
Four lines are live: business buying, lawsuit funding, medical financing, working capital. The wall has room for ten.
Stop three · Second looks
Declines re-route.
A file that misses one chute loops back and drops down another. Nothing hits the floor.
The payoff
Stamped. Funded.
The press only comes down when a funder says yes. That is also the only time anyone pays us.
Four lines running.
Every line rides the same belt: one intake, routed to the funders who want exactly that file. New lines bolt onto the same machine.
Business acquisition
Buy the business you already run in your head.
SBA-size deals, 6 to 12 monthsLitigation funding
Cash while the case does its slow work.
Advances in 24 to 48 hoursElective medical
The procedure now, the plan after.
Clinic-desk decisions in about 48 hoursWorking capital
Revenue today against revenue tomorrow.
Funded in 24 to 48 hours
Equipment
Factoring
Franchise
Probate
Home improvement
Law firm capital
Post your box→
The tour, in three stops.
The factory is the pitch: what goes in, how it travels, who pays.
Drop it in the hopper
Apply once, in any shape. A few honest clicks tell the chutes where to send you.
The chutes do the work
Funders publish the box they buy. Your file rides to every box it fits, A paper to C.
The press pays the toll
Funders pay us on funded deals only. If the press never drops, nobody owes a thing.